Global Nanpa

Aug 7

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Alrighty it is finally time to travel again. Timing is rather unusual for me but because of heavy workload I didn’t get an earlier chance. There won’t be an event on this trip, it simply means too much stress for me at the moment. There will be one coming up at the second next trip.

Now it is low season almost everywhere in SEA. Heavy rain in Thailand+Philippines and lately also had to find out that Ramadan in Indonesia is stretching into September even. It will be new stuff for me, not sure if I am going to repeat such a time frame again. The hotel rates for the far luxury end are almost the same like in high season, only for the budget hotels you can save a lot. On the positive side is that it is a massive buyers market for girls right now. Why do so many people skip this year for SEA travel in general ? Well, where to start : financial crisis, Thai political crisis, exchange rates, flight prices…

Since 5 years I never had such a long break between 2 trips like I had now. I am really ready now again to leave the mind-fuck bubble. God damn it !

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Aug 7

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Bang, Bang, Bangkok : I want your DNA (part 2 of 2)

“It is just 3.30pm and I already had sex with 3 different girls at different places. Bangkok exhausts me…” Something like this one of my first trip reports of Bangkok started with when I was just writing for a handful of good buddies.

Yeah, Bangkok is pussy paradise just everywhere in the entire city. It is the sex capital of the world.

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The sound I am always hearing in my inner ear when landing at Suvarnabhumi airport is the Streetfighter 2 arcade sound : “vrovrovro-THAI-LAND”. I made a jingle out of it for Global Nanpa. It just fits to the style.

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I think the beginning scene got shot at a Nana Plaza short-time room. Someone in his room was just doing a loud “Ye-ha” when I am entering my room. Bangkok, here we go again ! I really love acting stupid in my videos. It seems like the majority of people at Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy know Global Nanpa already.

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Sound for the video is “La Musica” from Munk. It is the original track. My older brother by the way did a remix for them that Karl Lagerfeld (Chanel) used for his first short movie “Remember Now”.

Alright, so check out the video :

http://www.vimeo.com/13953448

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Jul 31

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Bang, Bang, Bangkok : I want your DNA

So here is a video of Bangkok’s naughty night action around Sukhumvit, with a focus on Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. The picture above got taken at Baccara bar, shows 2 bargirls and Baccara’s boss mamasan.

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The ladyboy picture I took at Nana car park, opposite to Nana Plaza. In the video you also see one fascinating ladyboy crossing my path at the lower Sukhumvit. I love walking around there by night and the video gives a realistic taste of it. My description would be too poor to give you an impresssion of that, so better dream yourself into the video.

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It is funny that I often see the same faces around, so above and below I took shots of two person who work there and simply are always there. I guess frequent visitors have seen them as well.

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The vibe of the red light districts of Bangkok and Pattaya cannot compete with dynamic Angeles City. But the girls in Bangkok are simply the prettiest in such areas and it is the most convenient place to enjoy the full package.

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The girls in general are pretty business-orientated, but what did you expect : it’s their job. You still can have incredible time with these open-minded and fun girls. Imagination is your only limitation.

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So, check out the video. Special thanks to my older brother, Exploited records, whose track “Habibi” I used for the first part of the video. Habibi is an arabian word for “my beloved one” :

http://www.vimeo.com/13786899

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Jul 25

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Four Seasons hotel Bangkok : “Home, sweet home”

The first accomodation I ever stayed at in Thailand was in summer 2005, shortly after the tsunami December 2004, at Club Bamboo Phuket, a charming small boutique resort. I only had to pay a tiny rate per day for a sweet bungalow on a quiet hill close to Patong beach.
Hotel staff seemed to know some of my preferences and was calling me by my first name already on the second day. The Thai hospitality I experienced in general was extraordinary.
There I truely recognized for the first time how far your money/buying power can go in South East Asia. The luxury you can afford is remarkable : It is buying power heaven ! A buying power price index for a European is about : in Thailand 4 times what you could afford in your own country, in Indonesia it is about 5 times and in the Philippines I would say you have to multiply everything with 6 to get to German price levels.
One thing is for certain : you can also have the same fun travelling around in SEA not being on the far luxury end. A decent budget is required however if you want to avoid uncomfortable situations. Like I often said before : I would rather decrease the time frame of travels than reducing a minimum daily budget. I often also include budget hotels in my video guides because a stay there can be a positive and different experience as well.

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I look very stupid on this pic but the pool guard is just a true character and damn funny somehow. He doesn’t speak much English but he is a helpful and friendly person who takes his job serious. The staff at Four Seasons appears to be pretty constant. I love to see the same faces when returning to a prefered hotel. First, people/staff feel familiar, second they know you already and your preferences. Moreover I see no point in tipping staff well when being unsure if you return or if you see the person again. Tipping I mostly see as an investment for optaining future privileges : it only makes sense with a constant staff.

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The area of the whole hotel is actually quite large. I underestimated it at first, later when doing more comparisons, I learned to appreciate the rich diversity of the hotel’s facilities and places.

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The executive lounge is not spectacular but nice. I met some open-minded and talkative guests there. Breakfast I often don’t eat because of my late nights but I tried it there once and had a surprising fun chat. I mostly really like their guests I chatted with so far.

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This room is really the bomb. Maybe it isn’t as flashy as the one I had at Mandarin Oriental Jakarta, but I like it MUCH more. It got charms and a warm atmosphere. One afternoon I was just lieing on the sofa, and looking through some of their large picture books and sometimes watching the skytrain passing from the window.

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Moreover this room totally centers the working desk which is great. Well, I guess I am a workoholic. My SEA trips aren’t “vacation” anymore. When not getting fried my ass in Germany 24/7, I got so pervertic to build up some projects in SEA which will keep me busy. 2011 will get big. It got more difficult for me to enjoy massages when the adrenaline is constantly kicking in. Short-time this won’t be the road to happiness, but long-term it is the right path to walk on. The crazy some of  the stuff might look you see in my videos, it is all part of a plan honestly speaking, since a long time ago already actually…

http://www.vimeo.com/13619036

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Jul 24

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Bangkok’s very finest suite : Peninsula suite, Peninsula hotel

This is an inside video look into Bangkok’s best suite you can possibly stay at. Neither the Mandarin Oriental, nor the Four Seasons can beat that with their top rooms in Bangkok.

Situated at the 34th flor, you have direct access to the rooftop and helicopter. Be careful that you don’t get lost in the 364 sm area of a very high luxury degree, you even have an own gym. The most impressive feature is probably the terrace and panoramic views over Chao Phraya river.

I have made a booking for a grand deluxe suite you see in the second video. What I saw at the Peninsula is already enough to judge that this is the best riverside hotel of Bangkok. I still placed it below Four Seasons although I will update the hotel guide after I experienced a stay there.

Thanks a lot to the very friendly and helpful Peninsula staff.

Part 1 :

http://www.vimeo.com/13603815

Part 2 :

http://www.vimeo.com/13607210

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Jul 24

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“Loving my Thai country so much” and “Farang : A Nature Mockumentary”

A guy from the Netherlands took a 1 min video that perfectly shows the beauty of the “simple Thai girl”. It is touching and it reminds us again of all the crap that western, technological advanced society brought us.

Check the video by racenemo shot in the rural part of Thailand, Isaan :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBxAVy-7OWo

Also check a damn funny and clever satire of farang in Thailand. I hope nobody feels offended.

Farang : A Nature mockumentary, a parody of the Thai educational TV series “Krajok Hok Dan”, JaideeTV :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYNCrTdfoPI

Here is another interesting video of a young US farang pretending to harvest rice in Isaan with his honey :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbGiqZUtlWw

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Jul 17

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Cipto Magunkusomo hospital, University of Indonesia, Jakarta

Here is a video walk through Cipto Magunkusomo hospital which is part of the University of Indonesia. Sadly I was shooting on manual focus and didn’t recognize it before the next day. This just shows again how wasted I sometimes was. Although I saw some cute and smiling MDs crossing my way there, I had a different mission and didn’t try any kind of nanpa action.

On the picture below is Steve, one of my very best friends. He was my direct supervisor in the lab at MIT back in 2002. Damn, time is passing fast…

http://www.vimeo.com/13417394

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Jul 11

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All I see A rich : Indonesian model @ Four Seasons hotel Jakarta

The japanese restaurant inside the Shangri-la hotel is really good, they also offer teppanyaki. It is located directly next to B.A.T.S. The Shangri-la really got plenty of interesting facilities to offer.

http://www.vimeo.com/13241901

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Vero : there she is again. First I include some raw material of the Mandarin Oriental hotel video shot, Jakob and me did for the “BIG DURIAN” video.

http://www.vimeo.com/13242728

Here is a more raunchy type of in-room dance at Four Seasons of her. It is a Vimeo exclusive :

http://www.vimeo.com/13243553

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Jul 3

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Innocent, sweet Indonesian girl : GHP blows your mind !

V., 18, from Bandung says : ” GHP is the perfect escape from western mind-fuck terror.
It makes me feel happy and horny. It blows your mind !”

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Of course she doesn’t say that. She is a real Bandung cutie. I guess there is not much to say about this video. Next to the sweet looks of her, it also gives you a first demonstration of the Global Happy Pills (GHP) power :

http://www.vimeo.com/13058944

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Jun 26

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The shadow of equinox

Indonesian girls are the latinas of SEA. Some have really curvy bodies and mixed blood. I seem to have established a preference for girls from Bandung. These girls are hot assets and I got to know why. The girl above is from Bandung and I have one more coming up also from Bandung. Next time I want to explore the city.

Ok, let’s shortly dive into the video. It is a love declaration to Stadium Jakarta. It shows you a tiny fraction of this dark/noir/gloomy/unreal place. Stadium is the landmark of Jakarta nightlife. Everyone knows it, half hates it, the other one loves it. It is very controversial. Equinox/X2 is also included in the beginning.

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I personally really like the video, although I don’t think it will become a popular one. Don’t worry, the stuff most are waiting for is already finished in the pipeline.

This is Global Nanpa :

http://www.vimeo.com/12875087

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