Global Nanpa

Innocent, sweet Indonesian girl : GHP blows your mind !

V., 18, from Bandung says : ” GHP is the perfect escape from western mind-fuck terror.
It makes me feel happy and horny. It blows your mind !”

Of course she doesn’t say that. She is a real Bandung cutie. I guess there is not much to say about this video. Next to the sweet looks of her, it also gives you a first demonstration of the Global Happy Pills (GHP) power :

http://www.vimeo.com/13058944

The shadow of equinox

Indonesian girls are the latinas of SEA. Some have really curvy bodies and mixed blood. I seem to have established a preference for girls from Bandung. These girls are hot assets and I got to know why. The girl above is from Bandung and I have one more coming up also from Bandung. Next time I want to explore the city.

Ok, let’s shortly dive into the video. It is a love declaration to Stadium Jakarta. It shows you a tiny fraction of this dark/noir/gloomy/unreal place. Stadium is the landmark of Jakarta nightlife. Everyone knows it, half hates it, the other one loves it. It is very controversial. Equinox/X2 is also included in the beginning.

I personally really like the video, although I don’t think it will become a popular one. Don’t worry, the stuff most are waiting for is already finished in the pipeline.

This is Global Nanpa :

http://www.vimeo.com/12875087

X2, 3rd year anniversary party, Jakarta

Here is a video of the 3 year anniversary party of X2, Jakarta’s biggest club. The party was sweet. Lots of flirt-hungry normal girls are always around at X2, it is an ultimate place for nanpa. The rooms are large, although lack a special atmosphere. It is recommended to go there for special events. Indonesiaclubbing is the best website for checking that.

X2 is very well managed, you also see the owner and manager in the video. X2 knows best how to handle international guests, Stadium and Dragonfly are pretty good at it as well. By chance I ran across Carson Q. there, the club ambassador. They have a cool dude there, X2 really is professional. I also saw some familiar faces from other places who now seem to do joint things with X2.

The pictures above and below I think I took at Mo Bar, Mandarin oriental during ladies night. I was sometimes so wasted that even after checking all videos and putting together the puzzle pieces I am not getting together some stuff that happened. The CD the girl above has in her hands somehow must have come into my travel bag later on. The music is cool though but I cannot remember the story behind it.

Ok, check out the video which gives you a good impression of the place and its staff.

http://www.vimeo.com/12320545

Funky Villa, Thong Lo; St. Moritz, Sukhumvit Soi 11 and the updated Bar/Club guide Bangkok

So here are more videos of 2 heavyweight champions for the updated Bar/Club guide Bangkok :

http://www.globalnanpa.com/blog/?p=30

Funky Villa is currently without doubt, the hippest and most talked club in town. The reason is simple : They are a magnet for sexy chicks and have an excellent location. The music taste of Thais is sometimes not my thing though, I am more an Indonesian music listener. At Club Demo which is located just next to it they play more independent stuff but it is sadly a lot less popular. The owner is super-successful with this place, lives a lavish lifestyle and drives a white Lamborghini. Respect. The only way to get my business respect is to create something original, to work hard on it and to leave an impact in the end. That criteria got fulfilled by the Funky Villa and the St. Moritz owner as well who is an incredible friendly guy furthermore as well, Vann (Bangkok Electro) surprisingly turned out to be a good friend of him which I didn’t know before. Funky Villa and St. Moritz are 2 of the most innovative forces shaping Bangkok’s world-celebrated nightlife business.

I am not impressed of people who inherited the money (like more than 90% of the cases) and also not impressed of people who only speculated with money (hedge funds, etc.), creating nothing in the end. Private Equity and Venture capital I am fine with because the people stick for a longer period of time with a company and help improving it, so real value is created.

The cat of Matcha japanese green tea is really sweet. I also love the lighting of the trees in this area.

Funky Villa video :

http://vimeo.com/12141287

St. Moritz video :

http://vimeo.com/12148345

Shopping malls Jakarta : Ratu Plaza, Plaza Senayan, Plaza Semanggi, Plaza Indonesia

Here is a video of 4 main shopping malls of Jakarta. The shopping malls don’t reach the class of Bangkok at all, but they are a bit better than the ones in Manila (Greenbelt, Glorietta, etc.). My personal favorite one is Ratu Plaza : It is their major electronics mall and the people appeared to be most real there. Electronics in general are pretty expensive because of import taxes, I would not buy there if you are not forced to do so. Personal favorite store is Doss on the 3rd flor. Plaza Indonesia is the most flashy one but there is not a single place inside there that interests me. I am in general no big shopper and dislike most shopping malls, I prefer street boutique stores. In Bangkok places like MBK or Siam Paragon can be fun though. The good thing about Jakarta is that you rarely see any foreigner / bule there. Flirting at places like Ratu Plaza is easy, the girls are friendly and easy approachable, best of all most of them appear real and they are no ultimate scammers like 99% of the cases in Thailand. Times will change there as well with faster, cheaper internet connection and a strong rise of Facebook. But I guess that Indonesia is still more than 1 decade away that the girls turn from faithful to con-artists.

http://www.vimeo.com/11746916

Bang, Bang, Bangkok : Emmanuelle Arsan forever !

The time in Bangkok was smashing again. Bangkok simply is the place within SEA where I know my ways best and where i had been most often. Many things make it convenient to go for Bangkok. The girls within Thailand look best which is understandable because there they can expect most money. The hotels across whole Thailand are best, Chiang Mai I would rate second. The diversity of things you can do in Bangkok is huge. Accomodation is fantastic : From budget stays to super-luxurious and the best is that you get that for around a quarter of the price you would pay in most western countries. The service degree and friendliness of people is unique in SEA anyway and Bangkok is the easiest city to experience it.

When coming out of the airport and noticing that tropical climate, you might feel home soon and can’t wait to return to walk through the doors into freedom again. It is a state of mind that makes it feel so special. Many things, political and economical are far from being good and it is not a great place to work at. But it is a superb place to enjoy, relax, explore and living your fantasies.

The spa and massage parlors, dirty and non-dirty are the best in the world. Only Jakarta is able to compete in this league. The normal spa like Devarana spa, Potalai or Let’s Relax are simply out of this world. This degree of quality you only find at very rare spots in the world. In Thailand most people start to find out that they still have a body and that they are not pure mental beings. After working crazy for months, you really start to forget your body, I myself am currently in that rhythm again. I learned to indulge in SEA and work like non-exisiting in Germany. I simply figured out that this is the best option for me now. Time is flying anyway…

Although I know the fun I have / can have in cities like Bangkok, the experience didn’t screw my brain (which is rare) and I know what I have from my life in Germany. I would never endanger my base. I stick to simple rules and never expect too much. You cannot always win and cannot always have a great day everywhere. Cut your losses and leave a place once you don’t feel comfortable anymore. I did this on Koh Samui and left earlier than planned on the recent trip, not caring about prepaid hotels anymore. It is just not wise to enforce things.

I also would recommend not to make too strict plans in general for SEA. Most people often do something completely else only shortly after arriving there which is cool, because they go with the flow.

I am personally still always dissapointed about Bangkok’s 2 am closing hours which makes nighlife start too early for my taste and things get rushed too fast into shorter time slots. Moreover for nightlife business, this is a real killer. People start to make crazy drink orders when they get drunk and that mostly won’t happen before midnight, so you have just 2 hours making a lot money in those euphoric states of customers. For me there would be no motivation at all to do bar/club/nightlife business with such existing laws/practiced bribes and overall political situation.

You might wonder why I actually rarely talk about the experiences with the girls. I simply think that this is just not interesting. Shall I write in what positions I fucked them ? I like the Bangkok girls, I would not go there so often if that would not be the case, right ? I enjoy the normal Soi Cowboy / Nana Plaza bargirl meat-market as well as massage parlors as well as G-Clubs and Uni girls. Bangkok has them all and things just come in front of your nose in a convenient way without too much hassle I think. One more interesting thing : I have now videos of all big red light districts across whole SEA. Only looking at the videos, you might say that the prettiest come from Jakarta and Bangkok. However what currently dazzles me is the vibe you feel in my raw, not manipulated, video material. I think the vibe on Fields Avenue, Angeles City is just unmatched at this point of time worldwide. I will release my “Thight Pussy Alarm trilogy” in February. I prefer to tell stories over videos/sounds and not with words.

Ok, check out the video, a tribute to the sexual liberation revolutionist Emmanuelle Arsan who had quite some impact in Bangkok - also have a look at the Emmanulle entertainment complex on Ratchadapisek :

http://www.vimeo.com/8932016

The beauty of Boracay beach babes and the Shangri-la Boracay - the world’s most ultimate beach resort

My time on Boracay had a few major ups and downs. The biggest downer was that I got food poisoning from oysters at a seafood beachside restaurant again, just like two years ago when I visited Boracay for the first time. This time it was worse and I felt it after my third day in the night. I had to call the hospital in the early morning and two people from the Philippine Medical Clinic gave me 6 hours IV injections and later some additional stuff to get better again.  I was deaf for almost 2 days on one ear afterwards. Thanks Eman for helping me there.

Other than getting food poisoned, I of course enjoyed the beach although I am not a water sports guy. But I like walking along the beach and swimming in this totally amazing, light blue water. The sand at the beach is simply fantastic : only on the Philippines…. That really is THE main attraction for coming to the Philippines. Once you have seen this, you are unable to enjoy other beaches, you will be spoilt forever, and even your Phi Phi Island, Thailand, memories willl vanish quickly once your eyes have seen this.

Partying, clubbing is not that great there, but it is ok. It is just island partying like always. There are a few ok places and many people are in there anyway. I just don’t like the music, the super-hot climate, flipflop/swimming clothes, super relaxed/casual attitude. I am a city clubber, believe me. Bali is better in that regard although it cannot compete with Jakarta at all.

It is medium difficult to find pretty girls on the island. In Manila it is more easy to find beauty talent. Angeles City is not the right place to find a girl for some days romance on Boracay. Manila and Cebu are certainly better for it. The island honeys living on Boracay are mostly not as good looking as the Filipina girls vacationing there. I was lucky to stay with a few cute girls from Boracay and Cebu. The girls above were ok, although I prefered staying alone again after a while. The other girl is of course very hot but I am not able to write more here.

The beauty of Boracay beach babes :

http://www.vimeo.com/8472045

The Shangri-la hotel Boracay is totally amazing, the most beautiful beach resort I ever saw. This time I stayed at the Regency again, premier pool access room, it is located right in the middle of the main beach. I think I keep a 2-year and 5 days stay rhythm with Boracay. I am just not beach person enough to feel more tempted to visit this place again earlier. Moreover I recommend to only stay at the Shangri-la with a very nice girl who deserves it. Staying there alone would be such a waste. The Chi spa there is also the most beautiful designed one I ever saw and I did visit a lot of Chi spas already. Instead of trying to describe it in words, I again let the video speak.

Shangri-la Boracay - Part 1 of 3

http://www.vimeo.com/8459340

Shangri-la Boracay - Part 2 of 3

http://www.vimeo.com/8467415

Shangri-la Boracay - Part 3 of 3

http://www.vimeo.com/8479423

Double Satisfaction : Rockin’ it hard on Bali

This is one of my most skilled nanpa videos I shot so far. The degree of popularity I achieved after only three 1 week visits to Bali is incredible. True individual people do join the party with Global Nanpa. What the fuck ?!

Check out the video :

http://www.vimeo.com/7115515

For comparison reasons my first real nanpa video I released 2 ½ years ago :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-a0lxe9rec

Bali is a cool place. I mean the beaches are fine but not fantastic and no comparison with the Philippines but Bali scores high in every aspect. You can have lots of party like in this video, you can enjoy the beach, cultural highlights like temples, villages, rice terraces, volcanoes and of course you can pamper yourself at the most luxurious villas and hotels across whole South East Asia for a reasonable price in western eyes. Don’t forget that Bali is still the No.1 tourist spot of entire SEA.
If you can do it there, you most likely will be able to achieve it everywhere in SEA.

Dreamland beach, Uluwatu, Bali, 2009 :

http://www.vimeo.com/7117629
Get your ass to Mars !

Afternoon Delight in Bangkok : Siam Square and Chulalongkorn University

Siam Square is currently my favorite afternoon nanpa place in Bangkok. Tons of cute university girls walking around in a peaceful and entertaining area. Siam Square is close to Chulalongkorn University, Thailand’s most prestigious university. In fact Siam Square got developed in its beginning from the university. You will find hotels, boutique stores, beauty salons and spas for teens, music/fashion/electronic stores which mostly have more charms than the big brands/labels at Siam Paragon or other malls. I also like the restaurants, they offer a rich diversity ranging from Isan style Thai over Hongkong noodles to Japanese cuisine. I am a big fan of the Thai school girl uniform by the way - seems like I have some japanese genes inside of me, hehe. I certainly prefer street nanpa over nanpa in malls. It simply feels more real for me. Siam Square is like a small scale version of Shibuya in case you know a bit about Tokyo. There is a strange mistake in the Wikipedia entry about Siam Square. It gets described there as the “Shinjuku of Thailand”. LOL, I crack myself up. This shows us again how stupid Wikipedia sometimes is : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siam_Square

I love drinking one of those healthy smoothies and then just getting lost in the area, walking around with no goal and sometimes getting into funny talks and situations. In the video I am chatting with two Thai students and two guys who seem to shoot some sort of video there for their communication studies. The girls can even speak a bit of German. Very cute girls ! On the way I see two really gorgeous looking babes but they look a bit snobby so I decide not trying to approach them. At the end, a girl is accidentally falling almost in front of my feet because one of her heels broke away. This developed into something really interesting and was a very memorable experience. Damn, sometimes when you absolutely don’t expect it, the strangest things can happen…

Here is the Siam Square video :

http://www.vimeo.com/6997465

Also check out that short talk I had with a food technology student at Chulalongkorn university. Apologies, I think I was hangover drunk when shooting that talk :

http://www.vimeo.com/7000333

For the friends of the naughty “Afternoon Delight” : Lower Sukhumvit - Soi 5, Soi 7, Soi 8, The Tunnel. Some places are Gulliver’s on Soi 5, Beergarden and Amari Hotel on Soi 7 and BJ bar Lolita’s on Soi 8 :

http://www.vimeo.com/7001042

Bang, Bang, Bangkok – Fuck for life and the Golden Path

Some major happenings occured for me in the past weeks.

Global Happy Pills, herbal lifestyle drugs, is a major project, still in early stage phase.
Watmasia is a Spa / Massage Parlor concept I started 3 years ago together with my ex-Thai girl-friend A., the one who is now married with that ex-SEA McKinsey (you guys are fantastic at reinventing the wheel) bullshitter. She opened 2 spas herself in Bahrain. I myself have the project still on freeze mode.

I was close to buy land in Ubud, Bali but canceled the deal shortly before because I didn’t feel legally enough protected even with founding a foreign investment company and an Indonesian partner. I worried I would get screwed in the intensive project when not being physically present all the time. In Thailand the situation is even worse.
I already got in touch with Bill Bensley, maybe one of the 5 coolest architects across whole Asia.
He surprisingly was replying to my request and showed interest. He resides in Bangkok, so maybe we get a chance to meet up later this year.
Bill Bensley did the Four Seasons designs in Bangkok and Tented camps Chiang Rai for example and plenty of other cool stuff.

Enough of business, let’s dive into Bangkok and the explanation of the video :
The city of angels has something for everyone to offer.
I pretty much like to stay now at Four Seasons, Rajadamri Road. It is close to Siam Square and in the centre of everything, you get easily to Sukhumvit too.

By chance I got to know a really inspiring person. She is half German, half Thai.
I am glad we only had dinner at To Die For restaurant and stay in touch as friends. She is no person for short-time fun, she ranks marriage caliber.
Her looks are more Thai, but her behavior is more German. She understands both worlds, eastern and western and we share plenty of similar views on life. She studied in Switzerland, had been working at quiet a lot of places and longs for more stability now in her life in Bangkok.
When you browse through the girls of Global Nanpa, you might say that she looks close to one of the least attractive ones. Maybe true, but she ranks highest on the trust scale which is much more difficult to find and that is a lot more important for friendships and relations.

A really interesting thing I figured out during my travels is that a few really smart people in the nightlife business and especially in the sex industry have very stable relations on their own. They make money with the short-time business and keep their private relation on the long-term scale. It makes sense. Imagine you are surrounded by dozens or even hundreds of sexy girls every day where you know that those girls are sticking their tongues into every next paying customers : you will get sick of the business. It was a real surprise for me to find out that some  big guys have wifes for a long time and those wifes often would not make the first round in any beauty peagent.
This all does not mean that I don’t feel attracted by beauty. The opposite is the case, I just want to explain that trust is something much more rare to find.
My friend Chokchai for example, manager of G-club Forte, is now since 3 years together with his girl-friend, who is very pretty by the way, and he is not butterflying. It is very determined by the job I guess. He someday will become a great boutique hotel owner.
This all sounds too negative : I really love the nightlife and entertainment with sexy girls involved. I only want to mention some aspects you mostly won’t read somewhere else.

So what about Soi Cowboy : It is fun for short-time – Baccara, Shark and Tilac still the best bars in my eyes. Nana Plaza remains quite dead, I did not check out any bar there last time.
Somehow my time in Bangkok was passing pretty fast and I wasn’t able to arrange much preplanned stuff. I also talked to people at Poseidon and Caesar’s , the luxury massage parlor buildings on Ratchadapisek. We made some calculations there together, especially interested in finding out a potential purchase value. All the existing numbers you currently can find in the internet about Poseidon are way wrong but this is nothing to be posted in public areas anyway.

Pharmacies I currently recommend in Bangkok are South East Pharmacy on Sukhumvit, close Sukhumvit Soi 15 and Dream Hotel. Also have a look at the smaller pharmacy Pharmacare Drug Store and ask for Eddie there. It is located at 236/5 Sukhumvit Soi 12.

I am closing with a citation of Leonardo di Caprio :
People don’t want heroes : what they want is to see you fall !

So check out the video and get your ass to Mars (South East Asia) :

http://www.vimeo.com/5761110