Global Nanpa

Bang, Bang, Bangkok : I want your DNA (part 2 of 2)

“It is just 3.30pm and I already had sex with 3 different girls at different places. Bangkok exhausts me…” Something like this one of my first trip reports of Bangkok started with when I was just writing for a handful of good buddies.

Yeah, Bangkok is pussy paradise just everywhere in the entire city. It is the sex capital of the world.

The sound I am always hearing in my inner ear when landing at Suvarnabhumi airport is the Streetfighter 2 arcade sound : “vrovrovro-THAI-LAND”. I made a jingle out of it for Global Nanpa. It just fits to the style.

I think the beginning scene got shot at a Nana Plaza short-time room. Someone in his room was just doing a loud “Ye-ha” when I am entering my room. Bangkok, here we go again ! I really love acting stupid in my videos. It seems like the majority of people at Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy know Global Nanpa already.

Sound for the video is “La Musica” from Munk. It is the original track. My older brother by the way did a remix for them that Karl Lagerfeld (Chanel) used for his first short movie “Remember Now”.

Alright, so check out the video :

http://www.vimeo.com/13953448

Bang, Bang, Bangkok : I want your DNA

So here is a video of Bangkok’s naughty night action around Sukhumvit, with a focus on Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. The picture above got taken at Baccara bar, shows 2 bargirls and Baccara’s boss mamasan.

The ladyboy picture I took at Nana car park, opposite to Nana Plaza. In the video you also see one fascinating ladyboy crossing my path at the lower Sukhumvit. I love walking around there by night and the video gives a realistic taste of it. My description would be too poor to give you an impresssion of that, so better dream yourself into the video.

It is funny that I often see the same faces around, so above and below I took shots of two person who work there and simply are always there. I guess frequent visitors have seen them as well.

The vibe of the red light districts of Bangkok and Pattaya cannot compete with dynamic Angeles City. But the girls in Bangkok are simply the prettiest in such areas and it is the most convenient place to enjoy the full package.

The girls in general are pretty business-orientated, but what did you expect : it’s their job. You still can have incredible time with these open-minded and fun girls. Imagination is your only limitation.

So, check out the video. Special thanks to my older brother, Exploited records, whose track “Habibi” I used for the first part of the video. Habibi is an arabian word for “my beloved one” :

http://www.vimeo.com/13786899

Four Seasons hotel Bangkok : “Home, sweet home”

The first accomodation I ever stayed at in Thailand was in summer 2005, shortly after the tsunami December 2004, at Club Bamboo Phuket, a charming small boutique resort. I only had to pay a tiny rate per day for a sweet bungalow on a quiet hill close to Patong beach.
Hotel staff seemed to know some of my preferences and was calling me by my first name already on the second day. The Thai hospitality I experienced in general was extraordinary.
There I truely recognized for the first time how far your money/buying power can go in South East Asia. The luxury you can afford is remarkable : It is buying power heaven ! A buying power price index for a European is about : in Thailand 4 times what you could afford in your own country, in Indonesia it is about 5 times and in the Philippines I would say you have to multiply everything with 6 to get to German price levels.
One thing is for certain : you can also have the same fun travelling around in SEA not being on the far luxury end. A decent budget is required however if you want to avoid uncomfortable situations. Like I often said before : I would rather decrease the time frame of travels than reducing a minimum daily budget. I often also include budget hotels in my video guides because a stay there can be a positive and different experience as well.

I look very stupid on this pic but the pool guard is just a true character and damn funny somehow. He doesn’t speak much English but he is a helpful and friendly person who takes his job serious. The staff at Four Seasons appears to be pretty constant. I love to see the same faces when returning to a prefered hotel. First, people/staff feel familiar, second they know you already and your preferences. Moreover I see no point in tipping staff well when being unsure if you return or if you see the person again. Tipping I mostly see as an investment for optaining future privileges : it only makes sense with a constant staff.

The area of the whole hotel is actually quite large. I underestimated it at first, later when doing more comparisons, I learned to appreciate the rich diversity of the hotel’s facilities and places.

The executive lounge is not spectacular but nice. I met some open-minded and talkative guests there. Breakfast I often don’t eat because of my late nights but I tried it there once and had a surprising fun chat. I mostly really like their guests I chatted with so far.

This room is really the bomb. Maybe it isn’t as flashy as the one I had at Mandarin Oriental Jakarta, but I like it MUCH more. It got charms and a warm atmosphere. One afternoon I was just lieing on the sofa, and looking through some of their large picture books and sometimes watching the skytrain passing from the window.

Moreover this room totally centers the working desk which is great. Well, I guess I am a workoholic. My SEA trips aren’t “vacation” anymore. When not getting fried my ass in Germany 24/7, I got so pervertic to build up some projects in SEA which will keep me busy. 2011 will get big. It got more difficult for me to enjoy massages when the adrenaline is constantly kicking in. Short-time this won’t be the road to happiness, but long-term it is the right path to walk on. The crazy some of  the stuff might look you see in my videos, it is all part of a plan honestly speaking, since a long time ago already actually…

http://www.vimeo.com/13619036

Bangkok’s very finest suite : Peninsula suite, Peninsula hotel

This is an inside video look into Bangkok’s best suite you can possibly stay at. Neither the Mandarin Oriental, nor the Four Seasons can beat that with their top rooms in Bangkok.

Situated at the 34th flor, you have direct access to the rooftop and helicopter. Be careful that you don’t get lost in the 364 sm area of a very high luxury degree, you even have an own gym. The most impressive feature is probably the terrace and panoramic views over Chao Phraya river.

I have made a booking for a grand deluxe suite you see in the second video. What I saw at the Peninsula is already enough to judge that this is the best riverside hotel of Bangkok. I still placed it below Four Seasons although I will update the hotel guide after I experienced a stay there.

Thanks a lot to the very friendly and helpful Peninsula staff.

Part 1 :

http://www.vimeo.com/13603815

Part 2 :

http://www.vimeo.com/13607210

All I see A rich : Indonesian model @ Four Seasons hotel Jakarta

The japanese restaurant inside the Shangri-la hotel is really good, they also offer teppanyaki. It is located directly next to B.A.T.S. The Shangri-la really got plenty of interesting facilities to offer.

http://www.vimeo.com/13241901

Vero : there she is again. First I include some raw material of the Mandarin Oriental hotel video shot, Jakob and me did for the “BIG DURIAN” video.

http://www.vimeo.com/13242728

Here is a more raunchy type of in-room dance at Four Seasons of her. It is a Vimeo exclusive :

http://www.vimeo.com/13243553

Innocent, sweet Indonesian girl : GHP blows your mind !

V., 18, from Bandung says : ” GHP is the perfect escape from western mind-fuck terror.
It makes me feel happy and horny. It blows your mind !”

Of course she doesn’t say that. She is a real Bandung cutie. I guess there is not much to say about this video. Next to the sweet looks of her, it also gives you a first demonstration of the Global Happy Pills (GHP) power :

http://www.vimeo.com/13058944

The shadow of equinox

Indonesian girls are the latinas of SEA. Some have really curvy bodies and mixed blood. I seem to have established a preference for girls from Bandung. These girls are hot assets and I got to know why. The girl above is from Bandung and I have one more coming up also from Bandung. Next time I want to explore the city.

Ok, let’s shortly dive into the video. It is a love declaration to Stadium Jakarta. It shows you a tiny fraction of this dark/noir/gloomy/unreal place. Stadium is the landmark of Jakarta nightlife. Everyone knows it, half hates it, the other one loves it. It is very controversial. Equinox/X2 is also included in the beginning.

I personally really like the video, although I don’t think it will become a popular one. Don’t worry, the stuff most are waiting for is already finished in the pipeline.

This is Global Nanpa :

http://www.vimeo.com/12875087

Cute Indonesian girl : You said you want me

Here is a video of an Indonesian cutie. The girls are really sweet like honey, there is not much I want to say about this video. The track text is funny : “you said you want me, but I am not crazy - once that you have me, you start to get lazy”. That’s the thing all across the globe, if you give a girl a very safe haven like marriage they mostly start to change and let themselves go…

http://www.vimeo.com/12512089

CGK : That bule is crazy !

Blok M, here we go again. Top Gun is a place everyone has to check out when going there. This bar is more fun, raunchy and real than any normal, casual bar I have seen so far across whole South East Asia. One major difference in terms of girls is that the babes you see in the bar never are employed by the bar, they are all freelancers - their own boss. There is no barfine like most newbies would expect. I think in general I prefer a freelancer spirit over a bargirl number. It has advantages like having a girl who chose herself to stay with you, paying less maybe and not being hassled with barfines/drinks. Disadvantage is that the girls have their own will if things get messy, you have no place to complain to if you get into trouble somehow and the girls at Blok M are not as tame as the ones in PI and Thailand. The guys are also raw in general. Having a look at the characters at Top Gun, My Bar, D’s, ect…, you experience it’s a very different breed than in PI, Thailand - it’s the true Star Wars bar melting pot of cultures, races and characters….

The only real downer is the beer, I very much dislike Bintang and Heineken. You are forced to drink light beer like Corona and even that you don’t get always, sometimes you find yourself having a Carlsberg in your hand. It is humiliating.

The picture above shows CJ’s where I really had a great time. Hotel Mulia can be a lot fun, it was a mistake that I didn’t check it out earlier. I like it currently more than BATS. Red Square you also see in the video. Today they are celebrating their 5th anniversary. Red Square is always a big gamble, some nights are smashing, some just bore the shit out of you. The video displays Jakarta’s naughty nightlife.

Track of the video is “N.i.C.E.” / DJ Jack Tennis / Berlin Battery. It is a very positive mood track like the entire video :

http://www.vimeo.com/12322602

Krung Thep : Glooom, Boom, Doom

This video got shot around mid of March 2010 shortly before the Bangkok crisis turned violent. In the next 2 months almost 100 people on both sides died, the military “ending” the red shirt protest with an armed crackdown on May 19th, storming the red shirt base camps. Beside from the human tragedy of people losing their lives, getting wounded or suffering emotional pain from family victims, Bangkok lost its largest shopping mall Central World which had been the biggest of South East Asia. It got burned by the red shirts shortly before the military crack-down happened. If the red shirts had not fled the sites many more might had been killed, it was doomed. The Dusit Thani hotel has large holes in 2 of their flors which got targeted by the red shirts with an RPG. A military sniper had shot Seh Daeng from there before, the international press having been right there. A few more sites got damaged. It is important to mention that resistance from the government was strongest to protect the city’s wall street and Bangkok Bank which didn’t got harmed. The key institution was protected best. Do you believe in the system ?

A military crack-down cannot solve problems. The conflict isn’t ended, it only disappeared into the non-visible like before. One thing is for sure : who controls the army, controls Thailand. The real decisive moment of Thailand’s future will come when the king dies. His son and Thaksin will then become the figures to look at again.

In the video you see a beginning scene at Lumpini park, it was shocking to see before the video from K. Todd Ruiz, reporterinexile, when the heavy armed Thai troups marched through the gate during the crackdown, May 19th.

Bangkok now probably gets a break from visible conflicts for a while which is good for business and tourism, not sure if you can call it justice. Everyone can/should have his own opinion. It is sad but pretty clear that the events of the last 2 months will hurt Thailand’s tourism, the country’s money machinery, for approximately maybe 2 years. This was worse than the tsunami, December 26th, 2004. People tend to forget natural desasters faster than political ones.

I still hope for Thailand that it recovers quickly, the land of smiles has so much beauty to offer. Like always, the conflict is hurting the wrong people. Bangkok, Krung Thep, is the world’s coolest city in my eyes. You cannot destroy its spirit. I will always love this town and its people…

http://www.vimeo.com/11983890