Big bunda land (BBL) vs. Land of smiles (LOS) : The United Nations of Sex strike back and living la vida loca

Sex unites the world, more than music, dancing or hugging does.
„In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.“

At first i wasn’t too excited about this trip and saw it more like doing it for the website and not for enjoying myself.
But the trip turned out to at least prove that Brazil got some very pretty chicas, the language Portuguese however is the major problem if you look for the girl-friend experience which I mostly do.

Air France fucked up my flight pretty much. Because of a delay in Berlin, I almost missed my connection flight in Paris to Rio. Charles-de-Gaulle is a horrible airport. It is the 3rd time now I flew over it and I always had problems there, every time. It is a huge airport, long ways, unefficient and time intensive bus transfers, not enough personal for passport checks.
I really hate to write bad things about anything in France, I work together closely with many French people and the French are mostly my best buddies around when being abroad. Please forgive me writing so bad about the airport and Air France.
I am still interested in the route from KLM over Amsterdam to Manila which had been a fast and cheap route.

Immigration in Rio de Janeiro was a blast.
I didn’t know before that it is officially only allowed to exchange 3500 Euros per day which is totally silly. The person at the money exchange made a phone call and afterwards I was able to take out unlimited money which she booked on my Indonesia visa.

Coming out of the airport, I found a crazy taxi driver. He switched on some porn DVD on his little TV in the taxi. So time was flying untill I made it to hotel Orla, which lies at Forte Copacabana, directly between the 2 beaches Copacabana and Ipanema. The location was really ideal for me. The hotel itself is ok, a standard 3 star hotel. A sea view room cost me 120 Euro per night. Don’t expect the luxury and service you would get in SEA. In SEA you get 1 star more for  the same money and the service and friendliness of the people is unreached in SEA.
Nevertheless I had no problems at hotel Orla, it was ok for my needs. Only the joiners fee of 175 real sucked (although having booked for 2 people) and moreover you are not allowed to bring 2 girls which I had tried once and then had to take an additional hotel.
The best hotels on Copacabana are Copacabana Palace and JW Marriott and the best hotel on Ipanema beach is Caesars Palace. The hotels really didn’t impress me. You pay 300 USD for a room that you can get for 150 USD in Bangkok and the service will be better and the whole style and experience will be better in Bangkok too. Moreover try searching for a good spa, there isn’t any. Latina’s also suck at giving a proper massage.

I like Ipanema beach more than Copacabana and I chilled out there almost every afternoon around 2pm. The best chicks happened to hang out around close to Caesers Palace, surprise, surprise… The girls playing beach volleyball are often hot too, but it is really difficult to chat with them even if you are fluent in Portuguese. These girls are hot assets and there are tons of muscle packed guys watching them and trying to get close to them.
Competition among good-looking guys is fierce, they all seem to work out and spend a lot time on their looks. So my strategy was to rely on money, European charms, making them laugh and taking them to many places for girl-hunting.

Best pick-up places for normal girls are the normal clubs in my eyes. I went to club Baronetti in Ipanema, to Melt in Leblon and to Nuth in Barra de Tijuca.
One night at club Baronetti I got really drunk. My alcohol tolerance was low not having drunk a single beer over 3 months in Germany, trying to prepare my body for heavy upcoming intoxications, almost no sleep and for other chemicals/herbs.
I currently go jogging in Germany 2-3 times per week, 10km in 45-50 minutes. Whenever I return from a trip, I can quickly feel how much the trip brought my stamina down. The longer the trip, the more dangerous it gets more me, the more I drift apart and the crazier my videos get.
I am actually not very happy with the result of my Rio videos, I think I simply shoot better when getting more out of control which I wasn’t this time.
Back to club Baronetti : I met there a really hot girl whom I took back to my room. When I woke up, my head hurt, I saw a smashed hotel lamp lieing next to me. The glass and the lamp bulb inside broke and there were glass splitters all over the place which I at first collected and put into trash. Then I tried to remember what had happened. I cannot remember how she managed to smash the lamp over my head. Then I looked around the room and got shocked. There was an open guarana juice can standing on top of the drawer where I had something (legal) inside which I got from a person from Drogasmil, the largest pharmacy chain of Brazil.
She poured the juice into the drawer, destroying it. That made me a lot more mad than that she also stole around 700 Real (took around 1000 Real with me that night) and she also took my small digicam which I mostly use for additional lighting. I have no idea why I didn’t lock my stuff that night which I mostly do also when getting totally hammered. Gladly I had the laptop and camcorder in the safe which I didn’t take with me that night.
Rio really got some crazy girls, I have the feeling that she might did this when she looked through my staff (maybe while I showered) and saw all my maps and Termas information. Maybe it was some form of a hot, passionate, jealous reaction of her ? I will never find out, but all this didn’t make the impression on me that it was planned.

For clubbing I certainly like Asia more : Jakarta and Bangkok play in a much higher league than Rio. The music was a bit strange in Rio, the clubs are not that cool designed, only really positive were the dresses of the girls. I saw some incredible fine chicks and they were really hot dressed. English is quiet a  problem. But the clubs are still the best place to find girls who speak some English.
Most other tourists told me that I am actually lucky that I neither speak Portuguese nor Spanish. They explained that I have a good chance to survive because those girls all lie. LOL.
But it can get quiet boring after a while if there is not much to say.
I really started to miss the funny Thai-English conversations.
Later on I met a nurse at the beach of Ipanema whith whom a talked a bit. She gave me her phone number (i never called) and some info on Brazil’s best beaches which however were all a bit too far away for me, closest being 3-4 hours away from Rio.

She wrote it on a cute Miss Kitty sheet :
1. Saoluis do Maranhao
2. Lencois Miara Nhense
3. Ceara Jericoacoara
4. Buzios

I checked out many Termas, only to name a few : 4X4, L’uomo, Centaurus, Barbarellas, Solarium, Rio Antigo, Monte Carlo.
My favorite one was L’uomo followed by 4X4.

Centaurus is the most expensive one but I didn’t enjoy it there. Around 70 girls work there and I didn’t see that there were more pretty girls than at 4X4. Termas are mostly closed Saturday and Sunday’s (!!!), only Termas L’uomo is open every day. Most Termas open around 4pm and I recommend to arrive early, because you probably want to have a fresh pussy in the beginning.

Plan your day like the following : Hang out at the beach around 12-2 pm, go to the Termas from 4pm till 8pm and go to the restaurant at 9-10pm and then finalize the night with clubbing from starting midnight.

Termas L’uomo has around 60 girls, the staff is very friendly, rooms are clean, the music is good and the girls aren’t pushy.
A thing that totally surprised me in the Termas that the girls are not there for selling drinks like in the bars in SEA. They don’t get commissions for drinks, so they will mostly not bother you with drinks. They only make money with sex which gets sold often in the Termas. Entrance at L’uomo is 60 Real, a 40 minute session costs 140 real, 1 hour 210 Real. A basic room costs 60 real, a suite 90 Real. They even have free food in the chill-out room. They are located inside a shopping mall for antiques on the first flor, next to S Campos Metro station. I had some trouble finding it in the beggining, walking all around on the first flor. Simply ask someone on the first flor, they will know.

Quatro por Quatro (4X4) is the biggest and oldest Termas in Rio, existing since 15 years. It is located in Centro, the business district, on R. Buenos Aires, 44.
Thesy have 150 girls, 70 staff people, 50 rooms, 50% international customers, hell they even have their own hairdressers for the girls. When entering this place it feels like a mini-world, I felt a bit lost at first.
I spoke with Vitoz there, the son of the owner who is in his mid 30s. They are a Portuguese family. They have an interest in selling the place under the right circumstances. They would most likely keep the place (rooms), but you would buy the name, the girls and staff and have to move the location. If you have a serious interest, please contact me (info(at)globalnanpa.com) and I will forward suitable candidates. By the way I will be for 4 days in Portugal in September.
I have the feeling that a lot people are leaving the old-fashioned sex business and are getting more into entertainment (selling memberships, entrances, drinks and food) or they switch into drugs or guns/armor where the margins are higher.
I still think the sex business is very attractive : it provides you with a steady cash flow, the risk is not that high and I think a place like 4X4 could be very profitable, no police needs to get paid (bribes) in Rio too like you are forced to do in Thailand and Philippines. Get a German hardcore manager over there, crush the cost structure and reorganize things more efficient. It is much more easy for a European to get a work permit in Brazil than it would be for Thailand.
Far too many people work at 4X4, lay off some staff, let those bundas get back to the customers faster and not letting them chat 1 hour with friends after a session, redesign the boite (the meeting place of customers and girls) and sell more drinks by rearranging the bars and having staff walking around taking drink orders all the time. There are lots of ways to make a cash cow of 4X4. The girls look great without doubt anyway. That place has a lot of potential.

The energy level and vibe in the boite of 4X4 and L’uomo was the best experience for me in Rio above all. I wish I would have been allowed to shoot video there but didn’t got permission.
In Asia the men are more relaxed about going to bargirls. In Rio, even Taxi drivers warned me that prostitutes work there. The whole church/religion shit is still very strong in Latin America that is why I often had to be cautious with my camcorder and could not use it as often as I did in Asia.

Around 6pm the girls in the boite go bumping and grinding. Damn, you got some fat bunda directly in front of you. No fucking poles like in the gogo bars in SEA. I only felt very uncomfortable in the bathrobe which is mandatory to wear. I feel much better in my jeans where I don’t feel so unprotected. I think the bathrobe thing is a major issue for newbie international customers. Of course it shall relax the place, but I think I will never feel comfortable with it. You only have 1 small pocket, the rest you keep in the locker. 4X4 and L’uomo feel safe, but at Centaurus for example I heard that they only have 3 different keys for 100 lockers ! Don’t take valuables with you, I also don’t like credit card payments, so it is only cash for me. It was quiet the hassle for me with the bathrobe, the key around my wrist, a camera almost falling out of my pocket and cash money stuffed inside.
Other than that, the vibe in the boite was just incredible and when that place really starts shacking, the heat is on. Only Blok M in Jakarta, maybe upstairs at D’s can keep up with that raunchy, energy-driven atmosphere. It is totally gangsta shit. But that bunda you will only find in Latin America and it is worth to make it out there for maybe 5 days to find out if you like it.
4X4 got 2 boites but the main boite is too small. It is hard to get a place to sit after 6pm and that sucks. Walking through the mass, maybe even with a hard-on in the bathrobe isn’t cool. They really should reconstruct the main boite. The boite at L’uomo is better and you have more space which is not so overcrowded with people.
How you have to imagine a Termas being a frequent SEA traveller ? Difficult to explain, I think Poseidon Entertainment Complex on Ratchadapisek in Bangkok comes closest to it. It is a place with all sorts of body pleasure programs. The biggest difference is that you walk around in bathrobes and there is no fishbowl or poles. The girls sit/walk around inside a let’s say an all-around large danceflor.

I surprisingly met an executive from a Nikkei listed company in a sauna of 4X4. It was his first time there too and he also told me about his bathrobe problems. I think for getting more international customers the Termas might really have to abandon the bathrobes.
Also spoke with a gentleman from France there.

Bangkok clearly is the sex capital of the world. Sex is jumping into your face there everywhere. In Rio it is much more mild. The people in Rio are just very open with their sexuality and you see them all showing off their bodies at the beach only covering as much as neccessary. They are proud of their bodies and not embarrassed about it like it is the case in most Asian countries.
The girls won’t cover their bodies in towels, like all, really all Asian girls do it when coming out of the shower and walking towards the bed. You also will get some super-hot Portuguese trash talk during sex. A few words I remember, probably I write them wrong : Da gusta, ei bellissima, da fadul, ei kashow. Watch some Brazilian porn and you learn the words pretty quick. A Brazilian girls moans during sex, whereas Japanese girls are forced to cry during sex from their facial expressions it seems. LOL.

Brazil is the world’s second largest plastic surgery market after the USA, Korea placing 3rd. Some of the world’s finest beauty surgery doctors have their clinic in Rio or Sao Paulo.
It does not surprise me. People in Brazil are crazy about looks, working out and showing off with their bodies. For the professional career good looks probably have there the same importance as the curriculum vitae/resume itself.

Brazilian chicks are not as money focused as Thai girls and look for a good time as well. The chicas might quote lower rates if they enjoyed themselves well, however the standard rates are much higher than in Asia. The take out rates for the best looking ones of the Termas are around 500 to 700 real ! A Thai girl would never lower her pre-promised rate. Thais actually often prefer boring sessions because they regard it as less hard work and less energy investment for themselves. Yep, the Thais are the better business girls.

Club Help is always a sure bet in case you could not find anything for the night before. The rates for the best girls range between 200 to 300 Real. It is a bit like Angel’s disco – the Nana car park equivalent of BKK. The place of full of prostitutes but the quality isn’t that bad. I have to say I had a positive surprise there because I was expecting some really low and poor quality shit. If all things fail before, you can always have some fun at Help, Copacabana beach, Avenue Atlantica.

I met a girl N. who is often working/living in Madrid, Spain. She just came to Rio 2 days ago when I met her and in May she comes back to Europe for 3 months.

I was actually hoping not to like Rio, but I sadly did like it quiet a bit.
I will return, but not so soon. First I focus again on SEA : Thailand, Indonesia and Philippines.
I will come back when a sweet Asian cutie breaks my heart or pisses me off. Then I will threaten her with taking a break from Asian girls to vaccinate Brazilian bunda again.
I have to come back anyway. There is still a lot of work for me to be done in big bunda land (BBL). But the land of smiles (LOS) comes first again.

Funny thing in the Termas is that the guys don’t mind seeing their chick they fucked an hour ago with the next customer in the boite right afterwards. Asian girls always try to hide the fact that they jump into bed with the next right after you are gone. Latinas won’t do that and the guys are cool with it.
Competition is also high among good-looking guys in Brazil and people are crazy about working out and doing sports. The average age of people in the Termas I would estimate at late 30s.
In the locker/dressing room some people recognized my global nanpa shirt and were cheering and giving me high 5s.

I would like to tell you the real reason why Japanese guys often dont like foreigners in their country (Japanese readers please don’t hate me for it). They are afraid that you stretch out their girls pussies and that it puts sexual pressure on them afterwards. They dont want that competition. Moreover they dont want to feel any attempts of cultural change and of course they also don’t want STDs spreading within Japan. The drug dealing and gambling shall be under strict japanese control. In SEA the main players in this market are foreigners, in Latin America as well. Japan is super-safe, yes if you don’t fuck with the wrong people. Tell me why I never got real problems in SEA or Latin America, but why I needed my embassy’s help in super-safe Tokyo ? You guessed right, some people got really afraid of me there.
Also think of why it took so long untill contraceptives were allowed to get sold in Japan ? In the western world, the sexual revolution started in the 60s-70s with it, before HIV arised in the mid 80s.
HIV by the way might be the biggest lie of modern society. Why they set up the lie : To make you afraid of what actually makes you human.
During my travels into the sex capitals of the world I could not find any evidence that HIV can get transmitted by heterosexual sex. It can get transmitted maybe by homosexual sex and drug (needle) abuse, but from what I saw and believe now not by heterosexual. I have talked to dozens of people in Pattaya and other places where people were living there for many years and they never saw or heard of a true story that HIV got transmitted during normal sex. So where do all those HIV numbers for SEA and Africa come from ? Think for yourself and don’t believe a statistic you have not faked yourself.
Maybe for Africa people want to have a better reason for the high death rates, it is easier to accept for the mind that they died of HIV instead of pure poverty/slavery, right ?
What does HIV mean for an educated young male in the western world ? It means control of his dreams/mind, inflicting fear on a person to let him be afraid of his most natural behavior and letting those people explore their sexuality in virtual reality and not in the real world.
Back to Japan :
Schering-Bayer, the world’s largest producer of contraceptives, for whom I worked for a while, was not able to enter Japan before early 90s and the market is still far too small, they set strict limitations for marketing and they try to tell the young girls that it is bad taking them – better go for abortion then. It’s great !

What to say in conclusion about Brazil ? I had a good time, not outstanding, but like I expected I am much more fascinated of Asian cultures and I guess I simply like Asian cuties more than Latina bundas.

Brazil : Big bunda land

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